Jokes about public servant

An engineer, an accountant, a chemist and a darwin public servant are comparing their pet dogs. To see which is the most intelligent, each dog shows off its cleverest trick. The engineer’s dog draws a square and a circle on a sheet of paper. The accountant’s dog divides a heap of biscuits into three equal parts. And the chemist’s dog pours exactly a third of carton of milk into a bowl. Then it’s the turn of the darwin public servant’s dog. The dog strolls over, pees over the drawing paper, eats the biscuits, drinks the milk, has sex with the three other dogs, claims a back injury as a result and applies for compensation before going on sick leave ---- read on http://www.manwalksintoajoke.com/civil_servants. Simon Pugh